Hey guys...Sheezy Art is to DeviantART as Hawaii is to New York. (Go ahead. Ask me.)
I am a poet,
and an author,
and an artist,
and an aspiring animator
or illustrator.
I'm broke as fuck.
I can never remember which one is the gas and which is the brake.
I do NOT have my license.
I was born and raised in Ohio,
and undoubtedly prefer it to California,
except maybe San Francisco.
I like dogs more than cats because
Dogs can walk me to the bus stop,
whereas all cats can do is
cough up hairballs on my Prismacolor pencils...
I have a terrible hangover, yet I am terribly happy. Terribly. It's time for a character survey!
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
Ducé, Savarem, Jackson, Robin
2. Make them answer the following questions
1) How Old Are You?
Ducé: Ah'm 20. Why?
Savarem: Almost twenty-one...
Jackson: If you've gotta know, I'm 19.
Robin: 18.
2)Height?
Ducé: 5'11, baby!
Savarem: I think I'm 5'2"...
Jackson: 6'3, don't mess with me.
Robin: Five ten.
3)You Got Any Bad Habits??
Ducé: Ah like tuh fuck. Everythin'. But ah don't see that as bad, though. Do you?
Savarem: I drink the pool water...
Jackson: I'm royalty, bitch. Everything I do is GOLDEN.
Robin: I tend to clam up in conversation. I don't get out much, you know.
4)You a virgin?
Ducé: HELL DA FUCK NO.
Savarem: Of course! I need to save myself for marriage!
Jackson: No.
Robin: Um...well...I, uh...um...
5)Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Ducé: Rem's mah girl.
Savarem: I'm supposed to marry some guy from overseas in a year, but I just want to be with Ducé...
Jackson: I don't know that yet.
Robin: Well...I like Jackson. But he's...you know. A lion, so...
6)Have Any Kids?
Ducé: Sure HOPE not...
Savarem: No, but I'd love to have a daughter later.
Jackson: Biologically, two. But they're not MINE mine...
Robin: No...?
7)Favorite Food?
Ducé: Jambalalayanan...Jamba...Ja...oh, y'know.
Savarem: Lemon cake. Yummy!
Jackson: Antelope. Especially grilled antelope.
Robin: Anything my mama makes.
8)Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Ducé: Ah've only had one flavor, but it was gooooood.
Savarem: Mint.
Jackson: What's that shit?
Robin: I like mint too.
9)Killed anyone?
Ducé: Yes...ah didn't mean to. Ah was protectin' my teammate, and...it just happened.
Savarem: I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I did.
Jackson: Yup.
Robin: No! Are you crazy?
10)Hate anyone?
Ducé: That punk that stuck this collar on me...
Savarem: No...no, I don't hate...but I do dislike.
Jackson: I hate my dad. He's no good at all.
Robin: I hate Jackson's dad. EVERYONE hates Jackson's dad...
11)Any Secrets?
Ducé: Yeah...not that ah'm tellin' YOU though...
Savarem: Yes...and his name is Haromui.
Jackson: I'm a lion. There. I said it.
Robin: Not really.
12)Love Anyone?
Ducé: Uh...S-Savarem...ah think...
Savarem: I love two men...it's so shameful...
Jackson: Me, Myself, and I.
Robin: I don't know...
13)TACOS?
Ducé: Where?!
Savarem: ...what about them?
Jackson: Don't waste my time with your random bullshittery.
Robin: I can make some for you, if you want.
14)Ever slept in all day?
Ducé: Sleep's for the weak, y'all. Never.
Rem: Yes, the day after my first revival.
Jackson: I can sleep as long as I want.
Robin: No.
15)Favorite Show?
Ducé: Ugh...TV? Ah don't do technology.
Savarem: I like Herrika's Next Top Fatso. So cute!
Jackson: The "Jackson Kicks Everyone's Ass" Show.
Robin: The Simpsons.
16)Favorite Movie?
Ducé: No thanks.
Savarem: Sailor Moon Super S. A classic!
Jackson: Bad Boys.
Robin: Oh, I dunno. I've seen too many.
17)Favorite Band?
Ducé: ...
Savarem: I don't listen to a lot of music...
Jackson: Fuck bands.
Robin: I like everything Rock-Rap.
18)Eye Colors?
Ducé: Ah'm colorblind but, people tell me they're red.
Savarem: Hazel. I love that word.
Jackson: Green.
Robin: Brown. Just regular ol' brown...
20)Fat/Average/Slim?
Ducé: Ah'm slim, but ah got muscle. Rawr.
Savarem: I'm too skinny.
Jackson: A prince like me's gotta keep in shape.
Robin: Eh...average. I'm so average...
21)Rain, sunshine?
Ducé: Rain or shine, ah'll be outside anyway!
Rem: I prefer it sunny. Rain is depressing.
Jackson: What kinda dumbass question is this?!
Robin: I don't like too much sun.
22)Pool, Beach?
Ducé: Beach. What the fuck's up with pools, anyway?
Savarem: I like pool water. :3
Jackson: I don't swim. I CAN swim, but I don't.
Robin: Beaches are nice. I don't go often, though.
23)Camping, staying home?
Ducé: Ah been campin' practically mah whole life!
Rem: I'm always home, but I'll go camping if I can be with Ducé...
Jackson: I'll camp in a hotel.
Robin: Camping is dangerous. Someone might see my wings.
24)Dog, Cat?
Ducé: Gimme a mutt over those bitchy cats anyday!
Rem: I like both. They're so cute.
Jackson: Dogs are mongrels. Cats are kings.
Robin: I don't like animals.
25)Believe in aliens?
Ducé: Nah.
Savarem: Yes. They probably watch us shower and stuff.
Jackson: I am an alien, dumbass.
Robin: Yeah...
26)Natural Born, or Clone?
Ducé: Well, ah THINK ah'm natural...but now you got me thinkin'.
Rem: I was a C-section. Is that still natural?
Jackson: I dunno.
Robin: Natural, but the wings are add-ons.
27)Car or Ship?
Ducé: Ridin' in cars is FUN, man! Ah like ta stick my tongue out and taste the wind sometimes...
Rem: Cruises are nice.
Jackson: Whatever gets me there.
Robin: I prefer to fly, actually.
28)Ever destroyed something out of Blind Rage?
Ducé: That's the only stress-relief ah ever had.
Rem: No...no!
Jackson: All the fucking time.
Robin: Yes, but I apologized for it.
29)Any Unusual Things about you?
Ducé: Ah hate Factionists. Can't stand em. Can't tell you why, either.
Rem: I want to be just like Catwoman.
Jackson: When I roar, I break windows.
Robin: I'm the plainest thing around. Yet I have wings.
30)How much food/drink do you need a day?
Ducé: Four, maybe five meals a day.
Savarem: I'm on a strict, ongoing diet.
Jackson: I eat to live. Or to make other things die.
Robin: Eh, my eating habits are...AVERAGE.
31)Favorite Place?
Ducé: The top of the biggest mountain in the Alexias. It's fuckin' magic up there...
Rem: In Ducé's arms...sigh...
Jackson: Eh, I dunno.
Robin: The lake in my backyard.
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